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Squatch Mode — Baked
Squatch Mode — Baked
Not Lost. Not Lazy. Just Operating On A Higher Frequency.
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$36 USD
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$36 USD
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- Printed to order · Runs true to size · Size chart
Size Chart
Size Chart
All measurements in inches. Width is measured pit-to-pit.
XS — 27L × 16½W
S — 28L × 18W
M — 29L × 20W
L — 30L × 22W
XL — 31L × 24W
2XL — 32L × 26W
3XL — 33L × 28W
4XL — 34L × 30W
Fit & Fabric
Fit & Fabric
Bella+Canvas tri-blend — 50% poly, 25% ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon. Lightweight, buttery soft, and it drapes rather than hangs, so it's a touch more fitted than a standard cotton tee. True to size for a modern fit; go up one if you like it roomy. The heather weave shows through the ink just slightly for that worn-in, vintage look. Wash cold, inside out, tumble low.
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Every shirt is printed for you when you order it, so there's a short wait before it ships: about 2-4 business days to print, then 3-5 in transit. Free shipping to the lower 48. Alaska and Hawaii ship at cost and require additional time. You'll get tracking the moment it leaves the printer.
Our Guarantee
Our Guarantee
If your shirt arrives damaged, misprinted, or it's the wrong item, we replace it free — just send us a photo within 30 days. Because each shirt is made to order, we can't take returns for size or change of mind, so check the size chart above before you order. Questions before you buy? Hit the chat.
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Not Lost. Not Lazy. Just Operating On A Higher Frequency.
This shirt is for the ones who don't quite fit the mold.
The free and strange-thought thinkers.
The podcast-at-1.5x-speed people.
The ones who trust their gut, question the script, and know Squatch was never just a camping story.
Most People See Bigfoot And Think "Monster In The Woods."
Not you.
You see the outsider. The untamed self. The free mind.
That's what this shirt is really about. Sure, it's funny.
But it also says:
Stay weird. Trust your gut. Protect your peace. And don’t let the machine turn you into a boring little robot.
Argue With Rock For Six Hours. Rock Make Solid Points.
At some point, the forest stopped being just trees.
The moss started making good points. The river said something deep. The rocks had a whole perspective Al the Sasquatch hadn't even considered before. (And honestly? It held up.)
This is the mode where it all slows down enough to notice what was always there: the light through the canopy, the texture of the silence, and the distinct possibility that you and the forest are the same thing wearing different clothes.
Al didn't get lost in the woods. He dissolved into them. Voluntarily. No regrets.
"Only difference between enlightenment and this, is how much Squatch smoke."
Wave is ocean. Squatch is forest. You'll figure out the rest. Sit down.
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Squatch Mode: Baked is an original bigfoot t-shirt from Threadpower. Squatch strolls out of the forest in his shades and sandals with a bag of snacks, fully relaxed and entirely unbothered. Part of the Squatch Mode series. Unisex fit, true to size, heather blend. Printed to order, designed in the USA, free shipping to the lower 48. Sizes XS–4XL.